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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why doesnt Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he is married.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!