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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.