What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!