What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.