What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Lusain Belt

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.