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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

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Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.