What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

Call B52

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field