What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.