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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can!

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.