Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.