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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.