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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.