Are you vegan?
Look ask me when I get back from India okay
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Cover your ears with your hands
They'll tell you.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.