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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.