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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?