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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.