Deciding which to tell people first.
They like to express the right to bear arms.
Sir, this is a morgue.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
They don't tell you
Crossfit
