Deciding which to tell people first.
Because they're constant in a pool.
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
Tell him drinks are on the house.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
Getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Because its hard to run in squares!
They already told you.
Listen closely.
Being 5 foot 6
He does crossfit.
