Deciding which to tell people first.
Mount Restmore.
Because he bawled.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Here, hold this.
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
For the halibut.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.
It hasnt been tested on mice.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Crossfit.