What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Crossfit Jokes More Crossfit Jokes

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit