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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What do you call customers at Lidl?

Lidl people.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Fruitcake Jokes More Fruitcake Jokes

Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake?

Because it's the currant year.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Coffee Shop Jokes More Coffee Shop Jokes

What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down?

The trapp!

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.