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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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They were trying to start a business.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake?

Because it's the currant year.

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.