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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!