Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out.