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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"