Customer Jokes

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Customer Jokes

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

Why was the juice company losing customers?

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Why did the banker resign?

What do you call customers at Lidl?

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

How did you find your steak sir?

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

Why did the baker have so many customers?

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

Love Card

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

Why does Walmart have so many handicapped parking spots?

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

Who drives away all his customers?

Which format are the images you send?

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Who drives away all of his customers?

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

Love

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

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