Waitress Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Refill Jokes More Refill Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

New Yorker Jokes More New Yorker Jokes

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank?

He wanted to wake up oily.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!