Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Oxidants happen,

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Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Ihop Jokes More Ihop Jokes

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where does a legged waitress work?

IHOP.

Liberian Jokes More Liberian Jokes

What did the New Yorker order from the Liberian waitress?

Ebola soup!

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.