Waitress Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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United Nations Jokes More United Nations Jokes

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Legge Waitress Work Jokes More Legge Waitress Work Jokes

Where does a legged waitress work?

IHOP.

Where did the one legged waitress work?

IHOP

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Liberian Jokes More Liberian Jokes

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.