Uh, me so sorry.
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because they never leave a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Then I frown & order the soup.
Tips waitress*
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
The size of the tip.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
A flat major
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
They keep falling through his hands.
You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
The doctor said it was all in her head
Because they were tailor made for it.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because she was too ahoof.
Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....
He was just chasing tail.
