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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

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Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

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I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.