Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a plumb in a frock?

A damson in this dress.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad