Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.