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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.