Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Previous Random Joke Next

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.