Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad