Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!