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Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.