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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...