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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.