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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes