What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

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What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.