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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak