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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Attire.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...