Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!