Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.