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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

What starts with r and ends with d?

Removed

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.