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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!