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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

What do you call two Mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.