Jose and Hose "B."
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Because that might be your bike
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
OC A parka, son.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Jose and Hose B
Hose B