What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

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How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!