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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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They both got their fur low.

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What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.