What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!