What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.