What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.