What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?