What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.