You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Falconers have to be more talon-ted
One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*
Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
I forgot to wet the soap.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
A Buffa-Loan!
Bison