Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

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What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas