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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.