Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas