Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.