Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

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All his gas is Argon.

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Because all the good ones Argon.

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.