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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.