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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!