Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!