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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip