Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!