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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.