Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip