Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!