Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer
To get to the other side.
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
Because he kept locking up.
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It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Because he always "hasaki!"
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
They both contain locked up loonies!
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
He held up a pair of pants.
A Nokia
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
Because the cell door was still locked.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
Both can be fixed with a coathanger.
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.
Ammon old hand at picking locks!
Jail-birds!
Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*
I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
Mice cubes!
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Because he has gnocchi
Insecure.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
With a "Cry-key!"
McBongald's
Because you can't bury them in trees!
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
The day they're Dubai.
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
They both like a tight seal
They're both looking for a tight seal.
The sock, he's always there in hard times.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
Dead.
Yaaaaarn.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
Because to them love means nothing.
The Moona Lisa!
