How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"