How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)