How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Steve Irwin Jokes More Steve Irwin Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays