How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays