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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)