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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.