Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss