Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash