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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

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What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.