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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.