Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio..