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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Because they recognise Ty won

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!