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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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What was the name of the heaviest man in China?

Won ton

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Two chalk outlines.

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A nun only serves one God.

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Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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DAMNITS!

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...