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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!