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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Happy Thanksgiving Jokes More Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.