What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.