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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

God Jokes More God Jokes

How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Happy Thanksgiving Jokes More Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.