What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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How did you get those horrible burns?

Flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!