What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.