What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.