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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!