Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What country do I live?

Iran

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!