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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!