Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin