Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Family Member Jokes More Family Member Jokes

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.