Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred