Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical

Nap Kin Jokes More Nap Kin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin