Kin Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Why do rednecks love Halloween?

NSFW) Because they love to pump kin.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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