Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Family Member Jokes More Family Member Jokes

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.