Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.