Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred