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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.