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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.