Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.