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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?

Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin