Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog