What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.