What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

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I think we should sea otter people.

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Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.