Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.