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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.