Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

Significant Otter Jokes More Significant Otter Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.