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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.