What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.