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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Whats the most politically divided animal?

The polar bear..

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.