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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs?

The CathArctic.