What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.