Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

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What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular?

He was a polar bear!

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar