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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar