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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Window 10 Jokes More Window 10 Jokes

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.