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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What is a musician's favorite computer?

A Dell

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Window 10 Jokes More Window 10 Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.