Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.