Because my PC is a Dell.
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
A Dell
A Dell.
They are afraid of the Reposte.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
A dino-sore
Meow.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Too many incompatible drivers.
Because Windows 8 9.
