Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.