Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.