Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.