What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch?

Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!