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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.