What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

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What are they called in America?

Americans.

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.