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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Bright Future Jokes More Bright Future Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.