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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Bright Future Jokes More Bright Future Jokes

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.