What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.