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What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?
A Gulden's opportunity.
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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?
Ah horse apples!
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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?
He wanted to have some stage presents.
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