What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.