What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.