Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.