Where is the worst place to play hide a...

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

I.C.U. Jokes More I.C.U. Jokes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.