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Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Ultra Sound Guy Jokes More Ultra Sound Guy Jokes

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Coolest Guy Jokes More Coolest Guy Jokes

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad