Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.