Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.