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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

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What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming