Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming