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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.