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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"