What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP