What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny