What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.