Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Irrelephant.
So they won't step on the fish.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
He heard they had PIE.
A buck 'n ear
Shine a torch in her ear!
With carrots
Call them "carrot top"