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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny