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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts