What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.