What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!