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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill