Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Previous Random Joke Next
Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

0 Bill Jokes More 0 Bill Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill