Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.