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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.