Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.