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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.