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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.