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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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What do I look like?

A typewriter

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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They pay their debts on time.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!

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J. Robert Moppenheimer

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.