Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.