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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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They both look good hanging from a tree

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By the pound.

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It's fine, I'm 0K

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With lots of Avogadro!

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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A $20 bill

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.