Nice belt.
Littering.
Because 0 1 2
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Just a little bit.
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
Are you 0K
Because you have to change them.
February 14th.
Why's your belt so tight bruh
It's fine, I'm 0K
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
13 seconds of eye contact.
A $20 bill
They're always looking for Grant money.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
One for 2008 and one for 2016.
Hillary got off Scott-free.
You did that on porpoise
Lap-top!
500 soles were lost.
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
Half a cat
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)
Pulp friction.
You rub them the wrong way
You spend a large fortune
He had too much thyme on his hands.
I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
For holding up a pair of pants.
