Nice belt.
Littering.
Because 0 1 2
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Just a little bit.
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
Are you 0K
Because you have to change them.
February 14th.
Why's your belt so tight bruh
It's fine, I'm 0K
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
13 seconds of eye contact.
A $20 bill
They're always looking for Grant money.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
He flips houses
Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.
Because his mind was always on a pellet.
His hand caught on fire.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
Because it's easier than running from the law.
Because he only had Forints!
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
