What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.