What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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A $20 bill

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K