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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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Linkin Park.

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He cracked up.

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She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Live Jasmine

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Sorry, you can't!

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Darling Jokes More Darling Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Grand Piano Jokes More Grand Piano Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.