He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
He experiences culture shock.
It eggs-plodes!
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Coma-toes.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
A grand piano.
