He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
He got hurt from harmful rays
It got toad away.
She's almost as smart as a man.
Because their wives are driving.
Because she hasn't got arms!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
A tender loving hare.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
A grand piano.
