What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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Because the rancher was a cattlist.

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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

The bombshell!

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!