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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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He got off on a technicality

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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Drops it like it's hot.

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

The bombshell!